Bad news kids, Christmas is cancelled because Santa Claus cannot be found so that he can be subjected to a CRB (Criminal Records Bureau, UK) safety check.
After all he somehow manages to access millions of children's bedrooms in the middle of the night.
Also his mysterious whereabouts during the remainder of the year are worrying.
Seen in "News Biscuit" http://www.newsbiscuit.com/
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